Sheriff Deputies said 20-year-old Calquan Burr was standing in the middle of the road with a hoodie tied around his neck and holding a metal pipe in his hand, reports WXMI.
Dash-cam video recorded Sunday night shows Burr sprint straight for the cruiser, smash into the windshield, roll over the top of the car only to surrender to police seconds later.
Deputies said Burr claimed to be sent by his father from the planet ‘Zoltron’ and could crush the cruiser if he wanted to.
Burr was taken to jail on charges of assault and destruction of police property. He was also wanted for outstanding warrants.